A FRIEND....
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A friend doesn't go on a diet when you are fat!
- A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday by saying, "At least, he's not one to carouse around at night."
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend--and he's a priest.
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A friend will babysit your children when they are contagious.
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A friend when asked what you think of a home permanent, will lie.
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A friend will threaten to kill anyone who tries to come into the fitting room when you are trying on bathing suits.
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But most of all, a friend will not make each minute of every day count and screw it up for the rest of us.
Erma Bombeck
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