Recall Notice of all Human Beings
IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE
The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless
of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component
of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units
code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in
all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, 'Subsequential
Internal Non-Morality,' or more commonly known as S-I-N, because its primary
symptom is loss of moral judgment.
Other symptoms include:
Loss of direction
Foul vocal emissions
Amnesia of origin
Lack of peace and joy
Selfish, or violent, behavior
Depression or confusion in the mental component
Fear
Idolatry
The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is
providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge to correct this
SIN defect. The number to call for the recall station in your area is:
P-R-A-Y
Love
Joy
Peace
Long-suffering
Gentleness
Goodness
Faith
Meekness
Temperance
Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction, voids the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on
J-E-S-U-S.
DANGER: The human units not receiving this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace....
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