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My first job was working in an orange juice
factory, but I got canned... couldn't
concentrate.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just
wasn't suited for it... mainly because it was
just a sew-sew job.
Then I tried to be a chef... figured it would add
a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have
the thyme.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but
that was too exhausting.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool
maintenance company, but the work was just too
draining.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I
sliced it, I just couldn't cut the mustard.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I
just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
I was fired from a job at a zoo feeding the
giraffes because I just wasn't up to it.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I
just didn't fit in.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they
said I wasn't fit for the job.
I found being an electrician was interesting, but
the work was shocking.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I
finally got a job as a historian until I realized
there was no future in it.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I
didn't have the patients to finish.
My very best job was being a musician, but
eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered
that I couldn't live on my net income.
My last job was working at a coffee shop, but I
had to quit because it was always the same old
grind.
I got a job mowing lawns, but soon found out I couldn't cut it!
SO I RETIRED, AND I FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR
THE JOB!
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